I find tumblr boring nao…

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Bored

Currently I keep posting wisdom and nobody cares to read?
Plus I’m talking to my self.

We need some protection. Btw nobody make love to a “love doererer” or in slang “whore”. You don’t know what you will catch. All I know is you might become. A. Zombie.

So I was reading drudge report. And this article said a gorilla was attacked by a banana. My simple mind made me click on this. Which turned out totally different than I wanted to hear. Turns out this oversized kid in a banana suit attack a guy holding. Sign in a gorilla suit.
Hm. What does this tell you about the media? They draw you into a something with a catchy amazing title. And knock you out an steal your kidney. Lol jk. I dunno why I reAd that and I’m talking to talk. Bai.

Well I go to this spa. Not any ordinary spa. It’s haleo(sp) therapy.

There is this room covered with salt on the walls and the floor. There is this machine that circulates the salt into the air and should help you with asthma, colds, etc.
The name of this place is the salt cavern.

Website is : “thesaltcavern.com”
Currently only located in new jersey.
I feel like a living advertisement. I thought that was what derek jeter is or what ever celebrity walks around with a purse “cough” cough” *Justin Bieber”.

We find the origin of a joke?
How many people do you think would it take to find the origin?

I walk home from quickcheck and I see my bro with his friend. So I walk behind them without me noticing. I see a bird fly over and poop on his shoulder and slide all over his shirt as he walks. Ima devil.